Man’s Hilarious Disney Rant Sums Up Every Parent’s Frustrations With ‘The Happiest Place On Earth’
Heading to Walt Disney World with your kids? Well, before you fly out to Orlando, Florida to “The Happiest Place on Earth” you might want to check out a hilarious video from stand-up comedian, John Crist. His Disney rant pretty much sums up the frustrations parents face during their visit, and it “ain’t” pretty!
Between the scorching heat, the endless crowds, and tremendous lines, overpriced souvenirs and exhausted, whiny kids, it’s a real trip! In less than two minutes, Crist sums up what it’s like to endure Disney World as a parent. (While he’s not currently a parent himself, he does a good job of nailing what goes down!)
Crist highlights the constant hunger of grumpy, growing children: “No, you cannot have Goofy-shaped chicken nuggets. Sit down. Your mother brought ham sandwiches.” Then he complains about kids’ requests for Disney swag: “Forty-five dollars for bedazzled mouse ears? Baby, you want these or you want to go to college?” So parents, are you still ready to pack your bags?! If so, it looks like your in for a bumpy ride! (You’re kids will never forget it though!)